you don’t need to find
a C+C Factory
to make a haiku
pumpkin spice lattes,
red leaves, decorative gourds,
and Palooza Fall
turn steps to cash with
the STEPtacular Challenge
thank you Talem Health
9 AM ET – Your Answers are Only as Good as Your Questions
alternate title
“put garbage question in, get
garbage answer out”
10 AM ET – This is Your (Grant) Life!
naming a session
after an ancient game show
is what we do best
11 AM ET – Should I Stay or Should I Go? When Your Career Aspirations and Current Situation “Clash”
after rocking the
Casbah and calling London
please watch this session
Noon ET – The Role of the Patient in Continuing Medical Education
If patient rightness
and patient leftness fail, try
patient centeredness
1 PM ET – CME Sound Check: From Static to Stereo Learning
we got actual
podcast pros for this session
they make us look smart
2 PM ET – Spilling the Tea: Issues for the Next Generation of CME Professionals
my only request
is that this panel explains
skibidi toilet
3 PM ET – CME Hot Topic Spin-the-Bottle
a true confession
it’s not real spin-the-bottle
you’ll thank me later
4 PM ET – Learning Progression Over Time in Narcolepsy: The Impact of Environmental Changes and How We Evaluate Behavior
we solemnly swear
our last session of the day
will not be a snooze
Sponsors
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get a handcrafted haiku
bet you’re jealous now
Gold
palooza without
MLG is like A-Team
without Mr. T
be they PlatformQ
or be they the new Medlive
we think both are great
yay to Haymarket
their first time as gold sponsor
not their first haiku
Silver
if Healio had
a headquarters in Philly
they’d be Heali-yo
Projects in Knowledge
is a much better name than
To-Dos in Wisdom
a film about docs
fleeing boring CME
is The Great Medscape
it’s often been said
you will never be misled
at DKBmed
thank you CEA
for the silver sponsorship
and the acronym
Academy for
Continued Healthcare Learning
perfect syllables
every day at
Academic CME
is a bit Hayes-y
this group does not dote
on unimportant details
they’re the Antidote
what org has three eyes
and is a silver sponsor?
Daiichi Sankyo
if Integrity
switched to work in politics
would they change their name?
CMEPALOOZA 