My inner monologue upon returning from vacation last weekend and reading through the blog posts Scott wrote the week I was gone.
Ahhhhhh, I am feeling fresh and relaxed after a week off. Might as well crank up the ol’ laptop and see what Scott wrote last week. I hope he hit all the key points in his post announcing the 2026 CMEpalooza Fall agenda. Let’s see what we have here…ok, random Back to the Future quote, good, that’s important…reference to us being crochety old men, nice, very on brand…ah ha! Yes! A mention of LeBron James now being on the Sixers! Whew! I was worried he would forget to include that. Great, great, I think he covered all the important stuff. Oh, he did a second post later in the week? Interesting…let’s give this a read…”If you were to ask 10 people to think of an adjective that best describes me, ‘kind’ would not be a word that ended up on anyone’s list”…aww, c’mon, that’s not entirely true. I bet at least a couple people would have it at number 9 or 10 on their lists. Remember that time I met Scott for lunch and I offered to pay but then realized I had left my wallet in the car? He only rolled his eyes a couple times before sighing and paying the bill. That was sort of kind…
Hopefully by now you have all had a chance to check out the new agenda. Though I don’t like to do it too often, I’ll offer a big thank you to Scott for handling the agenda release while I was out on vacation.
Where did Derek go on vacation, you may be asking yourself (you’re probably not, but I’m using it as a literary device so I can tell you where I went and make a point). Good question, and one that I have been asked many times this summer over the course of normal small talk. This year, the responses I have received when I answer the question have been a bit different.
Here’s a typical example:
Them: Are you traveling anywhere for vacation this summer?
Me: Yes, we’re leaving in a couple weeks.
Them: Nice. Where are you going?
Me: Iowa
Them: Oh…why?
After I say “Iowa” there is always a pause, a look of confusion, maybe raised eyebrows, followed by the inevitable “Why?”
The “why” is that we have two very good friends who both teach at Luther College in Decorah, IA, who have been inviting us to come visit them for years. For a number of reasons—including the fact that neither of my kids have much interest in vacationing in Iowa—we had yet to take them up on their offer. Until last week.
Here’s the thing: it was great. Unexpectedly great. If you were born with a coastal bias like me, when you think of Iowa, you think of miles and miles of flat ground populated by cornfields, silos, and maybe a couple of cows. Maybe that’s what the rest of Iowa looks like, I dunno, but unbeknownst to me, the northeastern part of Iowa is part of the Driftless Area of the Midwest. It’s about a 25,000 square foot area of Iowa, Wisconsin, Minnesota, and Illinois that the ice sheets missed during the last Ice Age. Instead of the flatlands typically left behind by the glaciers, this region maintained its craggy bluffs, deep valleys, freshwater streams, etc.
We spent a lovely week kayaking, hiking, and exploring the small but fun town of Decorah. The week ended on a high note with a visit to the Pizza Farm, which is exactly what you think it is. It’s an active farm that also sells pizza. Fantastic. Five stars all around.
As you’re looking through the CMEpalooza Fall agenda and deciding which sessions you want to watch, I encourage you to give consideration to participating in a session or two that you might usually skip. Maybe your role primarily focuses on accreditation, and you don’t have much interest in grants. Or maybe you have been working in IME for half your life and have trouble drumming up much enthusiasm for a session targeting those early in their careers. That’s fine. We recognize that every session isn’t for every learner.
Buuuuuuuuut, it wouldn’t hurt for you to take a couple minutes and check out one of the sessions you shrugged your shoulders at when you read the description. What else are you going to do, work? You say you’re going to work, but we both know you’re not going to work. You’re going to check your phone, look at your socials, send your family a couple funny cat videos, get a cup of coffee, use the bathroom, and generally putz around until the next session starts.
Who knows, maybe the session you thought would be boring will be great. Unexpectedly great.
