The CMEpalooza Truths We Hold to Be Self-Evident

When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for two people to create an alternative means for educating individuals employed in the arena of continuous medical and healthcare education, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the creation of the palooza of CME.

We hold these three core CMEpalooza truths to be self-evident:

  • That effective education should be fun
  • That effective education should be easy to access
  • That effective education should be free

We also hold these two coming soon CMEpalooza truths to be self-evident:

Lastly, we hold these next truths to be self-evident, even though they have little to do with CMEpalooza, but are equally important:

  • That pineapple should not be on pizza
  • That Han shot first
  • That Coy and Vance Duke replacing Bo and Luke for season 5 of The Dukes of Hazzard in 1982 was an abomination that we will never speak of again
  • That things have never been the same since David Lee Roth left Van Halen
  • That the silver in the Dallas Cowboys helmets does not match the silver in their uniform pants
  • That peanut butter should be the dominant ingredient in a PB&J
  • That Pulp Fiction was robbed of a Best Picture award in the 1995 Academy Awards
  • That Joan Jett did indeed love rock & roll
  • That single malt Scotch should be served neat
  • That Andie should have chosen Duckie over Blane
  • That saying “go birds” as a response to anything and everything is still awesome

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