Haiku of the Tiger: It’s CMEpalooza Haiku!

some loudly sing songs
to provide motivation
we write you haikus

back on the street this
October twenty-second
it’s Palooza Fall

it’s no Rocky Run
but STEPtacular Challenge
will get you moving

9 AM ET — Changing Minds, Changing Habits: Education that Goes Beyond the Facts

ch-ch-ch-changes
time may change minds (and habits)
but we can’t trace time

10 AM ET — Grant Anatomy 101: Dissecting A Grant Proposal

unlike Grey’s there’s no
McDreamy or McSteamy
just a LoPresti

11 AM ET — One Step Over the Line? What’s Right, What’s Wrong, and What Falls Into the Grey Area of Accredited CE

check out this session
for the nitty gritty of
accreditation

Noon — Social Listening Success Story: Amplifying Engagement and Uncovering Insights

some success stories
show social listening sows
stronger strategy

1 PM ET — Taking a Clinical Trials Approach to Outcomes Design

don’t touch that dial
outcomes designed by trial
will make you smile

2 PM ET — Time Well Spent: Optimizing Educational Events with Circadian Rhythm Science

the circadian
rhythm is gonna get you
unless you plan well

3 PM ET — The CE Bill of Rights: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Fair Balance

let’s all hope that no
constitutional scholars
read this mixed title

4 PM ET — Got Questions? Research Has Answers

research vampires
suck up research, but never
generate research

Sponsors

it’s a proven fact
that palooza sponsors have
a higher IQ

Gold

can’t escape Medscape
ubiquitous CME
they are everywhere

new name for this group
it’s Kaplan Medical Ed
KME for short

to no one’s surprise
MLG is back again
welcome back old friends

Silver

with space or no space
AcademicCME
is one of our faves

one key to haikus
creative name editing
like CE Concepts

Daiichi Sankyo
our favorite pharma sponsor
don’t tell the others

DKBmed has
an eye for innovation
and nose CME

GLC is known
for their ability to
combine brains and Braun

everybody knows
a group that’s called Healio
click the link to go

HMP has more
accreditations than we
have silver sponsors

best Pearl Jam lyric
is not about Jeremy
it’s “I’m still Medlive!”

you can get prime ed
from silver sponsor Pri-Med
give it a try, Ned.

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