The Art of the CMEpalooza Abstract

Why every artist needs a paint palette - GatheredOver the always-frenetic President’s Day weekend (my Martin Van Buren costume slayed – sadly, no photos), Derek and I spent hours poring over the abstracts that were submitted for CMEpalooza Spring. I remember the first year we piloted the abstract submission process, we were simply crossing our fingers that we would get enough people sending in proposals so that we could fill out the agenda. I think there was actually one year early on where we had to supplement the submissions with a few ideas of our own.

These days, as we’ve continued to build our footprint in our little community, it’s not quite so nerve-wracking. That doesn’t mean I don’t get the annual panicked “Why do we only have five submissions? It’s the day before the submission deadline!” text message from Derek. I usually ignore him until, about 12 hours later, the next text comes in. “Oh, I guess people were waiting until the last day to submit something. They are coming in now.”

Every. Single. Time.

After another year of weighing the merits of submitted proposals, I’d love to tell you that there is a magic formula to winning our hearts. Sadly, the one absolute, stone-cold lock format — a CMEpalooza musical — once again was not mentioned in a single one of the abstracts that were submitted for the Spring 2024 meeting. That means that you will likely again get a plea from Derek next year for anyone willing to be bold enough to show off their pipes. But other than that, as I review the abstracts that were selected for inclusion in our Spring agenda, there are few consistent patterns to be found.

Some approved session descriptions were very long. We’re talking 500+ words. Some were very short. We’re talking less than 100 words.

Some had fully fleshed out titles, panelists, and topics. Some were more vague — “I’ll figure out who else to invite eventually.”

Some were rifts on popular shows or movies, although “I want to do a session where I dress up as Fonzie and recite the ACCME’s Standards for Integrity and Independence in Accredited Continuing Education. Ayyyyy!” was not selected this year. Some went the more traditional rapid fire roundtable route.

There were some topics that were repeated in multiple selections. This is one of the trickier areas since we have a limited agenda. While we know that we may want to include something on a specific “hot topic,” we will usually only pick one session to avoid redundancy. This year, it was artificial intelligence and its role in accredited education, which you will certainly hear about in our Spring event. In previous years, it was quality improvement or social media or “why I have the best/worst boss in the world.”

Neither Derek nor I like saying “no” to anyone who takes the time to submit an abstract for CMEpalooza Spring (note from Derek: I hate it.) And often, we will take ideas from rejected abstracts and circle back around in the Fall in some capacity to either cover a similar topics or pull parties from specific proposals into other sessions. So if you got a “Sorry, but no” email from us, it’s not necessarily the end. It may just be that we’re holding onto your topic for a later event.

It’ll be a week or so until we get the formal agenda up on our website for the whole world to see, but I think that everyone will be excited about the topics and formats we have in store. If the abstracts we approved are any indication, this is going to be a lot of fun. Right, Potsie?

My Funny Valentine

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Real conversation in the Kober household over the weekend

WIFE: So what are we doing for Valentine’s Day this year? I know that you usually keep all of your incredibly romantic gestures a secret, but do you at least have any hints for me?

ME: Nope, no hints. You’ll have to guess.

WIFE: Are you taking me on another island vacation? You know how much I hate the cold.

ME: Nope. Better.

WIFE: OMG. Do we have reservations at that award-winning restaurant that everyone says is impossible to get into? I saw photos on the ‘gram. It looks amazing!

ME: Nope. Better.

WIFE: Please, please tell me you got me that new Tesla I’ve been dreaming about. I know I have been dropping subtle hints these last few weeks, but I didn’t know if you were paying attention or not. You are amazing!

ME: I am amazing, but it’s not the Tesla. It’s better.

WIFE: OK, now I am really stumped. Not a vacation, not a romantic dinner, not a new car. What could possibly top all of those?

ME: We are going to spend the night snuggling on the couch reading through the abstracts that are submitted for CMEpalooza Spring.

(Door slams)

I guess some people just don’t appreciate how much Derek and I are looking forward to the bountiful and creative ideas that are brewing from you, our loyal audience.

I had many, many conversations (OK, maybe 2 or 3) at last week’s Alliance conference with people who were extremely excited to submit their abstract for CMEpalooza Spring because, “Oh my God, oh my God, I have such a great idea! You guys are going to love it!”

I had many, many conversations (OK, maybe 2 or 3) at last week’s Alliance conference with people who were mildly motivated to submit their abstract for CMEpalooza Spring “if only I could come up with an idea.”

I had many, many people (this one is really many) who scampered the other way when they saw me coming their way so that they didn’t have to admit they hadn’t thought about an idea for a CMEpalooza abstract yet.

No matter which of these groups you fall into, you still have until Cupid runs out of arrows on Wednesday evening to submit your abstract for consideration. I am sure I can win back my wife once she sees how innovative and creative our community can be. Who needs a day on the beach, a filet mignon (medium rare), or a new Muskmobile when you can have a 100-word description of “CME: The Musical”?

Click here to submit your abstract for CMEpalooza Spring

 

How Well Do You Know CMEpalooza?

By now, you are surely bored with the shameless self-promotion of our 10th anniversary session being presented later today at the Alliance for Continuing Education in the Health Professions conference (but if not, it’s taking place from 3:45-4:45 CT in the Nottoway room).

But since we know that the majority of you won’t be able to attend for a variety of reasons, we wanted to at least give you something. That “something” is a fancy schmancy Sporcle quiz that is all about CMEpalooza – our past, present, and future. We’ll be encouraging those of you who do attend our session to complete this quiz while you are waiting for our magic act to begin, but anyone can simply go in and test their knowledge now.

Take the quiz by clicking here 

It’s 10 multiple choice questions. Even Derek didn’t get them all right. Anyone who beats Derek’s score gets free registration to CMEpalooza Spring in 2024 – can’t beat that people.

NOTE: There may be some ads you have to scroll past – just a minor annoyance hopefully.

Good luck everyone.