Mind. Blown.

Here are three things that blew my mind this week.

  1. Severance on Apple TV+. I’m a little late to the Severance party and just started watching it. I’ll be honest, I didn’t really read the show description previously and thought the show was about a group of people who get laid off and receive a severance payout (spoiler alert: it’s not), which sounded pretty boring to me. A friend recommended it, and I figured with all the buzz it was getting, there must be more to it than just Adam Scott moping around his house drinking cheap wine and watching Seinfeld reruns. Turns out that, thankfully, my first impression was way off. I won’t say too much, because I don’t want to spoil it for anyone who hasn’t watched, but suffice it to say that the first couple of episodes blew my mind and I’m still thinking about them. There is one scene where a character repeatedly tries to leave through an exit door and every time she walks through the doorway she ends up back in the hallway she was trying to leave. I had to watch it multiple times before I caught on to what was happening and then all I could do was nod my head in appreciation. A very clever, well-executed show.
  2. The Library of Babel by Jorge Luis Borges. In Borges’s short story, the universe is a library composed of an indefinite number of hexagonal galleries filled with bookshelves. Each shelf contains thirty-five books; each book contains 410 pages; each page contains forty lines; each line contains 80 characters. There are a total of 25 possible characters: 22 letters (there’s a reason, but it’s not worth explaining here), 2 punctuation marks (comma and period) and a space. Each book contains a different sequence of the 25 characters. The universe contains a book for every possible sequence of the 25 characters (while the amount is vast, it is not infinite). No two books are identical. Thus, every possible book has been written on every possible subject. Everything. The history or Jupiter? Written. The true confessions of the Dread Pirate Scott Kober? Written. Predictions for the next fifty Super Bowls? Written. There is a book for everything. I still can’t quite wrap my brain around it. Borges does note that actually finding a specific book in this library is nearly impossible and could be a lifetime task. People go on lengthy expeditions to find a book that justifies their existence. It’s mind-blowing writing.
  3. The CMEpalooza Spring agenda. No, it hasn’t been released yet, and we aren’t releasing it today. We’re cleaning up a few remaining details and plan to release it on Monday (March 3). But, obviously, I’ve had a chance to see it and I’m truly thrilled and amazed at the quality of abstracts we received and allowed us to put together what we both think is a pretty cool agenda. Is it mind-blowing? I mean, c’mon, I’m trying to do a thing here. No, it’s probably not mind-blowing, but we had some very clever submissions (there’s a beatboxer involved) and I was pleased at the number of “new faces” who submitted abstracts. It’s a really good agenda and we think you’re going to like it. More to come on Monday!

FINAL NOTICE: Abstracts for CMEpalooza Spring Are Due Today!

11,600+ Deadline Today Stock Photos, Pictures & Royalty-Free Images - iStockKnock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, the deadline to submit an abstract to present at CMEpalooza Spring isn’t until 9 pm ET tonight. You still have time.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
That’s the spirit! I’m excited about it, too. 

This is it, your last chance to submit an abstract to present at CMEpalooza Spring. We absolutely, positively, definitely, 100% guaranteed, without a doubt, probably will not accept any abstract submitted after 9 pm ET tonight (I underlined and bolded “tonight” so you know I’m serious.)

Click here to submit your abstract for CMEpalooza Spring

Abstract Submission Q&A

Could you remind me of every single detail about submitting an abstract to present at CMEpalooza Spring?

No.

Please?

No.

Pretty please with a cherry on top?

Fine. Abstracts to present at CMEpalooza Spring (happening on Wednesday, April 16) are due by 9 p.m. ET on Wednesday, February 12. You can find the rest of the submission guidelines here.

What is the theme of CMEpalooza Spring?

There is no theme. Provide good education, that’s the theme. Talk about stuff that’s important to the CME/CE community, that’s another theme.

So, I can talk about whatever I want? 

As long as it relates to CME in some way, yes.

Can I talk about issues related to diversity, equity, and inclusion? I’m asking because, you know. 

Yeah, we know. And yes, you can talk about issues related to diversity, equity, and inclusion. 100% yes. Please do. We have an entire Health Equity section in the archive. Here is a list of some of those sessions:

Can I have a panel session with Saquon Barkley, Stephen King, and Taylor Swift talking about ’80s trivia and the best books they read in 2024? 

You thought I was going to say “no” because it doesn’t have anything to do with CME, didn’t you? Well, you’re wrong, ha! You can definitely propose this session in your abstract. We’ll figure out some way to relate it to CME. We’re good at that.

What happens after February 12? 

Scott and I will review all of the abstracts and select the ones we think will make the best agenda for CMEpalooza Spring. I will insist we approve all the abstracts I have selected, and Scott will insist we approve all the abstracts he has selected. We will calmly argue about this for a while, but eventually our voices will become raised. From there, we will move on to shouting and violently pointing fingers at each other. Eventually we will agree to resolve our differences through an arm-wrestling match, which I will win because even though I am a couple years older, I have longer arms and everyone knows leverage is the key to winning at arm-wrestling. After my great victory, we will email everyone to let you know if your abstract was selected or not.

(Note from Scott: Derek likely isn’t aware is that I have watched Over the Top probably 50 times and that I have broken down in excruciating detail the absolute optimal strategy to defeat any arm-wrestling opponent with physically superior gifts. “Long arms” is hardly a superior gift, but nonetheless, Derek shall be vanquished with ease as I chomp on my victory cigar.)

Should I take it personally if my abstract is not selected for CMEpalooza Spring? 

Listen, if you’re looking for a reason to be upset so you can order a massive container of nachos and eat them guilt-free, then you are welcome to take it personally. The truth is that until CMEpalooza becomes a huge, multi-day festival of learning, we only have a limited number of slots available for presentations and hard decisions must be made. That’s just the way it is (thank you, Bruce Hornsby.)

Is there anything else I need to know about submitting and abstract to present at CMEpalooza Spring? 

Probably, which is why you should click this link to read more about the submission guidelines.

Good luck and thanks for submitting? 

Good luck and thanks for submitting!