FINAL NOTICE: Abstracts for CMEpalooza Spring Are Due Today!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Submit your abstract
For CMEpaloo…(za)

Roses are red
Violets are white
Abstracts are due
By 9:00 tonight

Roses are red
Violets are brown
If you miss the deadline
You’ll be wearing a frown

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Need more info?
You’ll find it all here

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Violets are pink
To submit your idea
Click on this link

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Violets are lime
Scott might punch me
If I make one more rhyme

This is it, your last chance to submit an abstract to present at CMEpalooza Spring. We absolutely, positively, definitely, 100% guaranteed, without a doubt, probably will not accept any abstract submitted after 9 pm ET tonight (I underlined and bolded “tonight” so you know I’m serious.)

Click here to submit your abstract for CMEpalooza Spring

Top 5 Reasons to Submit an Abstract to Present at CMEpalooza Spring 2024

As you may have heard, we have opened our abstract submission process for CMEpalooza Spring 2024, which you can read all about here. Submissions are due by the end of the day on Wednesday, February 14. If you are looking for motivation as to why you should consider submitting an abstract, you are in luck! Here are the Top 5 Reasons to Submit an Abstract to Present at CMEpalooza Spring 2024.

5. We are presenting 10 Years of CMEpalooza: Lessons for the CME Community at the Alliance for Continuing Education in the Health Professions conference. Wait a minute, you may be thinking to yourself, this is not a reason to submit an abstract to present at CMEpalooza Spring 2024. This is just a shameless self-promotional plug for your Alliance presentation next Tuesday from 3:45 – 4:45 pm CT in the Nottoway room on Level 3. 

To these accusations, I can only respond as follows: Guilty as charged. You caught me. I apologize. It shan’t happen again.

4. We are featured in the most recent Alliance Podcast, Episode 43 – The Impact of Educating the Educators (with the Founders of CMEpalooza)Now hold on, you are probably thinking to yourself, this is another shameless self-promotional plug that has nothing to do with submitting an abstract to present at CMEpalooza Spring 2024.

Uh oh — outed again! Excellent detective work. I shall endeavor to do better with the rest of the list.

3. Fame and fortune await! That seems unlikely, is what you are likely thinking to yourself, though at least you aren’t promoting another unrelated event.

If your definition of fame and fortune is someone you meet at a conference saying, “Hey, I remember you from your session at CMEpalooza,” then friend, this is the opportunity for you.

2. It’s easy. Hmmmm, you might be thinking to yourself, this one sounds suspiciously similar to what you wrote in a blog post the last time you asked us to submit an abstract for CMEpalooza Spring.  

Maybe it is, maybe it’s not. Who can remember from one year to the next? What I do remember is that the abstract submission process is still easy. I feel confident in saying that you will not find an easier abstract submission process for a virtual conference for CME/CE professionals. Seriously, it’s only 7 questions, and half of those questions are for your contact info.

(Note from Scott: So there are 3.5 questions about contact info (7/2=3.5)? I guess this is the new “Derek math” that they are teaching in schools these days. Thank your teachers everyone)

You don’t have to give us goals (boring), objectives (which are just goals with different verbs), headshots (we don’t care what you look like), or any of that stuff. Just tell us who you are, give us a summary of your program, and let us know if you need anything special to present it. To paraphrase the great Lionel Richie, it’s easy like Sunday morning…

1. It’s a good opportunity. OK, you are thinking to yourself, you are definitely now just copying and pasting from last year’s blog post. But we agree that presenting at CMEpalooza is a good opportunity.

Finally something we can agree on. Speaking at CMEpalooza is a good opportunity. You get to present to a decent sized (think >200 people) audience of your peers in a low stress environment from the comfort of, well, wherever you want to do it from. And…

[discreetly glances left and right]

I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Move in closer so I can whisper it to you.

A little closer.

A little closer.

OK, not that close. I had a lot of garlic for dinner last night.

[whispering] We don’t care where you work or what your title is.

It’s true. You can be a first-year program manager or a CEO with 30 years of experience – it doesn’t matter to us. What does matter is whether or not you have a good idea for a presentation. If you do, submit it to us!

Did You Know…

Did you know…

…that there are only two escalators in the entire state of Wyoming? It’s true!

…that the unicorn is the national animal of Scotland? It’s true!

…that Venus is the only planet that spins clockwise? It’s true!

…that the Easter Island heads have bodies? It’s true!

…that Alexander Graham Bell’s preferred greeting when answering the phone was “Ahoy-hoy”? It’s true!

…that you can now submit an abstract to present at CMEpalooza Spring 2024, that the due date is February 14, and that you can read all the details here? It’s true!

Look, it’s Friday. It’s cold. I don’t feel like writing a long blog post. You don’t feel like reading a long post. Can we all just agree that I’ve written something clever and witty to remind you that you can now submit an abstract to present at CMEpalooza Spring 2024 and move on with our day? Yes? Super.

Happy Friday, everyone!