And Now…CMEpalooza Jokes

A full blog post and thank you will be coming sometime next week, so, in lieu of anything more substantial, here are the jokes people submitted into our survey.


A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”


Where do sick boats go? The dock!


CFO to CEO: “What happens if we go to the expense of training these people and they leave?” CEO’s response: “What if we don’t and they stay?”


Q: What’s brown and sticky? A: A stick!


I didn’t say they were good jokes. Anyway, if any of you participated in CMEpalooza Fall on Wednesday and didn’t complete our (very short) survey, we’d be ever so grateful if you clicked this link and did so.

Have a great weekend everyone!


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