Where Do I Watch CMEpalooza Spring?

Where do I watch CMEpalooza Spring?
You watch it on the LIVE page.

Will people be able to hear me on the Hangout?
No. You are not on the Hangout. You are only watching a video feed of the Hangout. You can play the video of the Walmart kid yodeling at top volume and no one will hear you except your neighbors, who might call the police, who might interrupt you while watching CMEpalooza. So, don’t play the video of the Walmart kid yodeling at top volume while watching CMEpalooza.

Can I watch CMEpalooza Spring at the office?
Yes.

Can I watch CMEpalooza Spring at home?
Yes.

Can I watch CMEpalooza Spring in a conference room with 150 other people?
Please do.

Can I watch CMEpalooza Spring while at a Boston Celtics playoff game? 
Can you? Yes. May you? No.

Can I watch CMEpalooza Spring with Miss Piggy?
I don’t know. Let’s ask her.

I guess not.

Do I have to pre-register or register?
Nope.

Do I have to pay anything to watch CMEpalooza Spring? I love paying registration fees.

No. You don’t have to pay anything to watch CMEpalooza.

Do I have to take a survey afterward?
Well, you don’t have to, but it would be nice if you did. It’s only seven questions and shouldn’t take you more than 60 seconds. If it takes you more than 60 seconds, Scott will come to your house and re-enact this famous John Cusack scene from Say Anything while singing “In Your Eyes” at the top of his lungs.

Can I get a certificate for watching CMEpalooza Spring?
Actually, yes. Well, kind of. We’re not accredited or certified or anything like that, and we have no way of verifying whether you actually watched any of these sessions or not. But if you want a certificate of completion that you can use to self-report participation in CMEpalooza Spring 2018, here you go. I’ll also post it on the LIVE page tomorrow.

How do I ask questions to the presenters?
Good question. There are three ways you can ask questions:

1. Send a text to the CMEpalooza text line at 267-666-0CME (0263)
2. Tweet a question using the #CMEpalooza hashtag
3. Click on the Google Slides link on the LIVE page and enter your question there

We always get to as many questions as we can throughout each presentation.

Do I have to watch all the sessions?
YES! No. Watch what interests you.

How many days is CMEpalooza?
It is two days. It was two days at the beginning, then it was one day for quite a while, and now it is two days again. Will it stay like this forever? Who knows. Maybe. Maybe not. We’ll see. As the great philosopher Ted “Theodore” Logan once said, “All we are is dust in the wind, dude.”

What if I’m busy during the day of the live broadcast?
All the sessions will be archived on the website, probably within 15 minutes of the conclusion of the session. How are we able to do it so fast? We have a new intern who is a real crackerjack on the interwebs. Here he is hard at work, writing our latest blog post.