CMEpalooza Jokes

Hi all, Derek here. Just checking in to let you know that Scott and I are hard at work (or hardly working, am I right?) putting together the agenda for CMEpalooza Fall on October 19 and should have an update for you, oh, I don’t know, sometime in August? Let’s go with that. Make sure you mark it on your calendars now.

On another note, I just happened to notice that we now have 800 people signed up for our blog notifications, which is crazy for a couple reasons. First, it’s crazy because when I first created the blog, I didn’t even realize people could “sign up” for it until people started signing up for it and I would get an email notification telling me every time someone signed up. Unintentionally savvy marketing, which should probably be the CMEpalooza motto.

Second, it’s crazy because 800 people have intentionally signed up to get an email whenever we write something on the blog. I am, of course, taking this as confirmation that you all love my haikus, Top 5 lists, Sixers references, and book suggestions, and that I should write about them even more. Message received!

As a thank you to our loyal readers, I am including some of the jokes that CMEpalooza Spring participants included in our end-of-meeting survey. Are they good? Well…good is in the eye of the beholder. Hopefully some of them make you chuckle. Here they are:

CMEpalooza Jokes

When they dug up Beethoven’s grave, they found a little man erasing musical notes. They asked him what he was doing, and he said “I’m decomposing.”

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, “We have a drink named after you!” So the grasshopper says, “You have a drink named Steve?”

Dad joke of the day: “People are shocked when they find out what a bad electrician I am!”

What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.

There were 2 cows in a field. One cow turned to the other and said, “Hey, have you heard about this mad cow disease?” The other cow said, “What do I care? I’m a helicopter!”

And now for a funny joke: The Philadelphia Eagles! Bahahahahah! (note from Derek: this was mean and uncalled for. Probably from a Cowboys fan.)

 

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