In a world where quality education is scarce and where costs are constantly on the rise, no one is safe.
Devastation around every corner, desolation in every household, demolition in every neighborhood.
It’s up to two men–two brave, brave men– to save humanity
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Sorry world. You are screwed.
Yes everyone, with CMEpalooza Fall creeping ever closer, it’s time for the Coming Attractions part of our program. The feature film playing on Wednesday, October 18 from 9 am-5 pm ET will be here soon enough, but here are a few things you can look forward to in the coming weeks.
- Next week (Oct. 2-6) will mark the return of our special CMEpalooza sponsor event. Will it be CMEpalooza Pursuit? CMEopoly? CMEpalooza Match Game? Oooh, the possibilities. Whatever it is, you’ll have your chance to win one of many cash prices we’ll be giving away just by answering some questions about our many worthy and wonderful sponsors.
- The following week (Oct. 9-13) brings back the CMEpalooza STEPtacular Challenge, sponsored once again by Talem Health. There will be some minor tweaks to the rules this time around, but you will still want to start ramping up your daily workout to try to dominate. Again, cash prizes people!
- I imagine Derek will trot out CMEpalooza Haiku pretty soon (note from Derek: of course I will! It’s the highlight…er…haikulight of every CMEpalooza.) That’s not really a Coming Attraction – just a warning to all of the poet laureates out there to get ready to cringe.
I better crack the whip on our interns to get to work — they have been spending way too much time today giving us their rendition of Dancing on My Own.
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