Steven Tyler loves
the STEPtacular Challenge
walk this way for cash
like Meat Loaf I would
haiku anything for love
but there is a line
in case you forgot
CMEpalooza Fall
October 18
9 AM ET — Organic Partnerships That Lead to Real World Connections: A CE Case Example
the healthiest things
are certified organic
even partnerships
10 AM ET — My Data Wants Out!
do you suffer from
bad data complexity?
this could be the cure
11 AM ET — Do We Really Need Another Session About AI?
this is like asking
if we need more Phillies wins
yes of course we do
Noon — Reaffirming Our Relevance: Myths and Misconceptions about CME and Implications for Our Industry
if you combine myth
and misconception, it is
a mythconception
1 PM ET – Think Again: Challenging the Path of Least Resistance
my grandpa would say
give your problem a good think
and then think again
2 PM ET – Case Conundrums in CME
this will be our fifth
case conundrum session, yet
spelling eludes me
3 PM ET – Improving Patient Care for the LGBTQ+ Community through Continuing Education: A Panel Discussion
this title is not
clever, witty, or cute, but
then neither are we
4 PM ET — FADE Out HIV – Connecting Black Barbers, Their Clients and Community Clinicians
this session will show
sometimes the best ideas
are unexpected
Sponsors
a sponsor haiku
guarantees business success
send complaints to Scott
Gold
ACHL a
learning academy not
police or awards
CEA uses
four company acronyms
a haiku nightmare
just like the show Friends
MLG gold sponsorship
will be there for you
Silver
to those who don’t know
Academic CME
Tim Hayes will amaze
question of the day
what name does the K stand for
in DKBmed?
if shopping for hay
Haymarket Med Ed might be
a disappointment
Mister Mister sang
oh Healio liaison
or something like that
you can trust this group
since their name literally
is Integrity
Kurt Russell stars in
my fav CME movie
Medscape from New York
PQH creates
digital education
Johnny 5 approves
RedMedEd: hard-core
yet lovable just like Scott
but more lovable
