I’d Haiku Anything For Love (But I Won’t Haiku That): It’s CMEpalooza Haiku!

Steven Tyler loves
the STEPtacular Challenge
walk this way for cash

like Meat Loaf I would
haiku anything for love
but there is a line

in case you forgot
CMEpalooza Fall
October 18

9 AM ET — Organic Partnerships That Lead to Real World Connections: A CE Case Example

the healthiest things
are certified organic
even partnerships

10 AM ET — My Data Wants Out!

do you suffer from
bad data complexity?
this could be the cure

11 AM ET — Do We Really Need Another Session About AI?

this is like asking
if we need more Phillies wins
yes of course we do

Noon — Reaffirming Our Relevance: Myths and Misconceptions about CME and Implications for Our Industry

if you combine myth
and misconception, it is
a mythconception

1 PM ET – Think Again: Challenging the Path of Least Resistance

my grandpa would say
give your problem a good think
and then think again

2 PM ET – Case Conundrums in CME

this will be our fifth
case conundrum session, yet
spelling eludes me

3 PM ET – Improving Patient Care for the LGBTQ+ Community through Continuing Education: A Panel Discussion

this title is not
clever, witty, or cute, but
then neither are we

4 PM ET — FADE Out HIV – Connecting Black Barbers, Their Clients and Community Clinicians

this session will show
sometimes the best ideas
are unexpected

Sponsors

a sponsor haiku
guarantees business success
send complaints to Scott

Gold

ACHL a
learning academy not
police or awards

CEA uses
four company acronyms
a haiku nightmare

just like the show Friends
MLG gold sponsorship
will be there for you

Silver

to those who don’t know
Academic CME
Tim Hayes will amaze

question of the day
what name does the K stand for
in DKBmed?

if shopping for hay
Haymarket Med Ed might be
a disappointment

Mister Mister sang
oh Healio liaison
or something like that

you can trust this group
since their name literally
is Integrity

Kurt Russell stars in
my fav CME movie
Medscape from New York

PQH creates
digital education
Johnny 5 approves

RedMedEd: hard-core
yet lovable just like Scott
but more lovable

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