Everybody Have Fun Tonight; Everybody Haiku Tonight: It’s CMEpalooza Haiku!

do Millennials
know the smooth sounds of Wang Chung?
a Gen X haiku

catch Palooza Fall
on October twenty-one
you won’t regret it

don’t forget your steps
STEPtacular Challenge ends
this coming Sunday

9 AM ET: From Courses to Conversations: Lessons from Building an AI Clinical Assistant for CME

very nice of them
to build a cool helper for
Allen Iverson

10 AM ET: Grant Anatomy 201: More Grant Proposal Dissection

101 last Fall
but there was so much to say
more time was needed

11 AM ET: Treating the Moment vs. Transforming the Journey: Why Only Funding Treatment-Focused Education Is Failing Patients

a good reminder
it’s not the destination
it is the journey

Noon ET: Ties That Teach: Connecting Clinician and Patient Education

blest be ties that bind
our patient education
to our clinicians

1 PM ET: CME Time Machine: Whatever Happened to Our Biggest Ideas?

some ideas work
some ideas fade out like
Power Rangers pogs

2 PM ET: The Late Show Top 10 List for CME Professionals: Things We Wish We’d Known Earlier

Letterman tribute
but no stupid human tricks
maybe for next time

3 PM ET: Miles from the City but Minutes from Learning: The Power of CME in Rural America

CE should always
be location agnostic
rural or urban

4 PM ET: Ask Us Anything: Live Rewind

a session in which
Scott and Derek seek answers
from smarter colleagues

Sponsors

sponsor palooza
get a handcrafted haiku
awesome haiku deal

Gold

taking advantage
of this awesome haiku deal
Daiichi Sankyo

like Dre and Snoop rapped
nuthin’ but MLG thang
that was bad, sorry

Silver

how is the fall like
Academic CME?
both have Hayes-y days

one of only two
palooza pharma sponsors
Bristol Myers Squibb

you’ll find no quitters
at CME Outfitters
perhaps some knitters

there is only one
Global Education Group
the rest are just crowds

the Brawny man has
nothing on this Braun-y man
prez of GLC

we are really-o
super fans of Healio
that’s our dealy-o

whether you are a
brother or you’re a mother
you’re stayin’ Medlive

Pri-Med‘s primary
prerogative is passion
for Primary Care

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