On March 12, the beginning of the pandemic lockdown in Philadelphia, I posted the following on Facebook:
Three weeks later:
Six months later (note from Scott: technically, five and a half, but whatever) and these same people are still in our houses, which is why I am hear to talk to you about setting appropriate expectations for the day of CMEpalooza, now less than a month away (Wednesday, October 14, if you forgot).
Let’s all be honest and admit that there is a nonzero chance that one of the following things will happen during any virtual conference:
- A panelist’s video or audio feed glitches because they have multiple kids at home sucking up all the bandwidth with virtual school or watching episodes of Cobra Kai or both at the same time (both of my kids will be home for virtual school during CMEpalooza. Say a little prayer for me and Verizon FIOS on October 14.)
- A viewer watching the livestream at home has their video start buffering or pausing. We sometimes get complaints about this in the eval comments, so it’s time for a little come-to-Jesus moment: It’s not us, it’s you. If the video you are watching starts buffering, it’s because of an issue with your internet…probably because you have multiple kids at home sucking up all the bandwidth with virtual school or watching episodes of Cobra Kai or both at the same time.
- Someone’s kid/spouse/pet appears on screen because they didn’t realize or didn’t care that there was a video call going on. Frankly, at this point I’m disappointed when it doesn’t happen. Seriously, when was the last time someone’s cute kid or pet showed up on screen and it didn’t make you smile? We should start making it a requirement.
- Power outage. It happens. Fortunately we can usually just have people use their phone and everything is fine. It’s not yet happened to Scott or me, but we have had some close calls (my power went out for 15 minutes one year.) My neighbors are currently having an addition put on to the back of their house and the
idiotsgentlemen working there have already cut our power once.
One of the unexpected pleasantries that has evolved from the bloom of pandemic-initiated virtual programming is that it has made me feel much better about the production value of CMEpalooza. Watching media monoliths like ESPN and CNN experience the exact same technical issues that we sometimes have during CMEpalooza has definitely been a boost to my self-esteem.
There will be glitches. There will be interruptions. There will be mistakes. The show will go on and it will be fine.
Because I know it will annoy Scott, I wrote a haiku to summarize the moral of this post. I call it Pandemic Haiku.
it’s fine it’s fine it’s
fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine
(note from Scott: Don’t tell Derek, but once again he failed to count syllables properly — check line 3, doofus — so this is not technically a haiku and I am OK with it)
(note from Derek: You come at the king, you best not miss https://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/everything’s)
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You guys crack me up ??Thanks for bringing some cheer into my inbox…
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As a child of the 80’s who still loves the original Karate Kid, can I just say that I LOVED Cobra Kai and can’t wait for season 3!
Although upon further reflection I realize that may not be the point of your post…
Let’s just say that the primary point of many of my blog posts is often not what it seems like the primary point is…