Arrived in Denver safely and soundly for the 2022 Alliance conference. It’s a nice, clean airport with a beautiful view of the snowcapped mountains in the distance. The meeting property (yes, a Gaylord as usual) is only a 15-20 minute drive from the airport, which is nice, but it’s in a remote-ish area surrounded by fields and some residential properties. It’s a good 30-40 minute drive to get into downtown Denver.

As I noted earlier this week on our blog, I am going around during this conference asking people one serious and one not-so-serious question per day to get the pulse of the current state of our interview. My fedora is a bit bent, but I can tell that people are taking me for a very serious, hard-hitting journalist by the scared look in their eye as I approach.

Here are today’s two questions:

1. Why are you here?
2. What show are you currently streaming?

Caroline Pardo, PhD, CHCP, FACEHP
Senior Vice President, Educational Strategy
Clinical Educational Alliance

Why are you here?

One, I have missed this community. Two, I want to follow through with the commitments I have made as an instructor – I’m teaching a Basics session. Three, I want to support my community with my attendance and my dollars because this is our professional home and we need to support it.

What show are you currently streaming?

I’m watching “The Top Ten 80s” on Disney Plus. Right now, I’m on fashion.

Jennifer Thompson, MS, FACEHP
Director of Education
American Academy of Dermatology

Why are you here?

Because I always come to this conference every year and didn’t want to miss this opportunity to network with my colleague. (note from Scott: Jennifer later admitted with a laugh that she wanted time away from her kids. Don’t we all!!)

What show are you binge watching right now?

My family is almost done with the Handmaid’s Tale.

Kiersten Smith-Gaston
Conference Planner
Albert Einstein Montefiore Medical Center

Why are you here?

I’m here to reestablish connections with our collaborators and to gain new knowledge about the new accreditation standards.

What show are you currently streaming?

As of last night, Frasier.

Hazel Dennison, DNP
Director of Continuing Professional Development
Healthstream

Why are you here?

So up until 2 years ago, ANCC and ACCME was all I knew. But then I learned about the Alliance and found about about the CHCP certification. My employer wants us to get as many certifications as we can get. Since the Alliance is where you need to go to learn about these things, that’s why I’m here.

What show are you binge watching right now?

Yellowstone

The summer between my junior and senior years of college, I took a forgettable internship at a newspaper called The Home News in East Brunswick, NJ. I honestly don’t even remember how I got the internship. It wasn’t like it was super close to where I was living at the time (at home, an hour away) and I didn’t know anyone there. I’m thinking maybe one of my aunts or uncles knew one of the editors and that was my in? Anyway, not important.

The newspaper staff didn’t really know what to do with me. This was a middling-sized paper (daily circulation of approximately 50-75K) without any sort of formal intern program in place. I was the only intern they had had in several years. So I got passed around to whoever had time and needed help. I covered some political events, did some copy editing, and even wrote some obituaries.

But the absolutely worst came on Saturdays when I would come in at 11 am and the assigning editor had absolutely nothing for me to do. Instead of turning around and going home, I would beg and plead for something. It wasn’t that I was such a go-getter, but more that I had just spend an hour on the Jersey turnpike and didn’t feel like hopping right back on. And so, more often than not, I got the worst assignment of all (yes, even worse than the obits) – the “man on the street” interviews.

As a part-time, introvert, I hated these. It entailed approaching random people in a random location, introducing yourself, and asking if it was OK to take their photo and record their response to a question of current interest. Super, duper creepy, right?

I would usually hang out in front of one of the local libraries for these interviews, where at least chances were OK that the people I approached would be somewhat coherent. And truth be told, more often than not people agreed to be photographed for the newspaper. But it still really sucked. I always felt like such a loser (time for Derek’s low-hanging fruit joke here [note from Derek: too easy]). Nonetheless, I always managed to suck it up and come back with something.

So since 2022 is officially the year that I overcome things I have have disliked (arugula salad, I’m coming for you!), I’m bringing back the “man on the street” interviews just in time for the Alliance meeting. Each day, I’ll be asking a hard-hitting question or two of a handful of the 500 400 200 (insert shruggy shoulder emoji) attendees and record their responses for everyone’s edification. I’ll likely add a few personal observations of the weirdness of attending a live conference for the first time in 2-ish years in the super fun era.

Maybe you even have something in mind you’d like me to ask everyone – I’m certainly open to suggestions. Just type something in real quick in the comments box below.

 

As I do on most weekends, I was out at one of our local malls last Saturday putting in another rugged day of full-contact shopping with the suburban moms. I have gotten very good at throwing around sharp elbows and blaming it on the toddlers running around aimlessly at my feet.

Anyway, being that this is the holiday season, Santa was hanging around and listening to the wish lists of every little Tommy and Louisa in the area. Here is an example of a conversation I overheard more than once.

SANTA: And what would you like for Christmas little boy/girl?

LITTLE BOY/GIRL: A CMEpalooza Platinum level sponsorship! No one has every gotten one before, and I want all my friends to be sooo jealous of me!

SANTA: Well, that sounds like it would be quite a gift. I wish I could have a CMEpalooza Platinum level sponsorship too. Sounds like just the thing that Mrs. Claus would love to receive in her stocking. (Whispers quietly to little boy/girl) Can you tell me how I get a CMEpalooza sponsorship?

Yes, indeed, ’tis again that time of year when we open up sponsorship opportunities for CMEpalooza Spring and Fall (dates announced last week by Derek). Some of you may have seen that we updated our Sponsor tab of the website with our annual Sponsor Prospectus, and we’ve already heard from quite a few of the early birds who wanted to jump on 2022 opportunities. As with CMEpalooza itself, our sponsorship opportunities continue to evolve, and we have a bunch of unique goodies to put under your figurative tree. I promise you that these are all better than another lump of coal.

I should warn you that we sell out of a lot of the higher-level sponsorships very quickly, so best not to think about this for too long as you sip on another glass of egg nog. Just some friendly advice.