A full blog post and thank you will be coming sometime next week, so, in lieu of anything more substantial, here are the jokes people submitted into our survey.

 

A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”

 

Where do sick boats go? The dock!

 

CFO to CEO: “What happens if we go to the expense of training these people and they leave?” CEO’s response: “What if we don’t and they stay?”

 

Q: What’s brown and sticky? A: A stick!

 

I didn’t say they were good jokes. Anyway, if any of you participated in CMEpalooza Fall on Wednesday and didn’t complete our (very short) survey, we’d be ever so grateful if you clicked this link and did so.

Have a great weekend everyone!

 

Where do I watch CMEpalooza Fall?
You watch it on the LIVE page.

Will people be able to hear me on the Hangout?
No. You are not on the Hangout. You are only watching a video feed of the Hangout. You can sing Ave Maria at the top of your lungs and no one will hear you except your neighbors (who might call the police who might interrupt you while watching CMEpalooza so don’t sing Ave Maria at the top of your lungs while watching CMEpalooza).

Can I watch CMEpalooza Fall at the office?
Yes.

Can I watch CMEpalooza Fall at home?
Yes.

Can I watch CMEpalooza Fall in a conference room with 10 other people?
Please do.

Can I watch CMEpalooza Fall from the top of the Empire State Building while jugging flaming torches and drinking a grape slushee?
I don’t know how the wi-fi is up there, but sure.

Do I have to pay anything to watch CMEpalooza?
Nope.

Do I have to pre-register or register?
Nope.

Do I have to take a survey afterward?
Well, you don’t have to, but it would be nice if you did. It’s only 5 questions and shouldn’t take you more than 30 seconds. If it does take you more than 30 seconds, you’re putting too much effort into it.

Do I have to watch all the sessions?
Nope. Watch what interests you.

What if I’m busy tomorrow?
All the sessions will be archived, probably by the end of the day.

Thanks to those of you who watched and participated. For the rest of you, here is the archived version.