Sadly, the Food Network stars were unable to attend this morning’s carnival-like event where we drew the winners of the CMEpalooza Gets Chopped sponsor event. Something about a “missing” appearance fee in their contracts — prima donnas.

Nonetheless, indeed, we had balloons, elephants, and funnel cake galore for the thousands of revelers who packed our corporate headquarters for this exciting moment. So without further ado, here are our winners, each of whom received a $100 Amazon gift card.

• Courtney Samples — Continuing Medical Education Coordinator, Legacy Health
• Audrie Tornow — Managing Partner, Excalibur Medical Education
• Cindy Chung — Program Manager, American Society of Clinical Oncology
• Georgeanne Ledgerwood — Medical Librarian/Medical Education Specialist, Accredited Continuing Education, Wellspan Health
• Tori Moser — Education Specialist, Faith Regional Health Services

In addition to these individual winners, we also awarded our first-ever corporate prize to Global Education Group (a $250 Amazon gift card) for having the most successful entries in our event. I am sure everyone will spend their winnings wisely on household staples like toilet paper and shampoo.

Congratulations to our champions.

It’s no great revelation that my all-time favorite comic strip is Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson. I’d be willing to bet that a quick poll of U.S.-based Gen-X’ers would show C&H as the favorite for a large percentage of my generation. (note from Scott: I’ll go Family Circus, but I’m not really a comic strip guy)

My old C&H anthologies were happily passed down to my kids, and they still have a place of prominence on my son’s bookshelf.

Taking it one step farther, this is my absolute favorite C&H moment:

That last line — “From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way” — has resonated with me in a way that few things have. It would be silly to call it my life philosophy, but, it’s kind of my life philosophy. I’ll put it this way — there wouldn’t be a CMEpalooza if I hadn’t decided that from now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.

Fortunately, Scott also views life through a similar scope. (note from Scott: Some look at the glass and say it’s half full. Some look at the glass and say it’s half empty. I look at it and say, “Somewhere, there has to be another glass”). When Eric from Talem Health approached us about sponsoring a CMEpalooza virtual 5K run, we both agreed we would rather do something a little different. Thus birthed the CMEpalooza STEPtacular Challenge.

In honor of continuing to connect the dots our own way, we are proud to announce the fourth iteration of the CMEpalooza STEPtacular Challenge starting today! What is the CMEpalooza STEPtacular Challenge, you ask? Allow me to explain.

• The challenge begins today (April 15) and will go until the end of the day on Sunday (April 21)
• The challenge is to record at least 10,000 steps in one day. For each day during the challenge period that you record 10,000 steps, please send in a screenshot of your step-counting device with the number of recorded steps, either by email (thecmeguy@gmail.com) or text (267-666-0CME [0263]). Please include the following information:
  • Screenshot of number of steps
  • Date of steps
  • Name
  • Email
  • Physical mailing address
• For each day you achieve 10,000 steps and send in a screenshot, you will be entered into a random drawing for a $50 Amazon gift card (there are five gift cards; you cannot win more than one.) Winners will be drawn during the week of CMEpalooza Spring. You can send in each day individually or you can send them all in at once at the end. It doesn’t matter to me.
• The person who records and submits the most steps in one day wins a $250 Amazon gift card. Last fall, I implemented The Jamro Rule in honor of two-time CMEpalooza STEPtacular Challenge winner Amanda Jamrogiewicz. This time, I am updating the name to The Jamro & Riaz Rule, which states that the winners of the two previous Challenges are ineligible to win the grand prize this spring. That gives the rest of you a chance to win (no offense, but both of them beat y’all by a lot the past two times. I mean, a lot.)
• Everyone who enters even one day will receive some CMEpalooza STEPtacular Challenge merch from Talem Health. We’re still finalizing what it will be.

Thanks everyone and good luck!

CMEpalooza STEPtacular Challenge sponsored by:

If you’ve ever watched the Food Network show Chopped, you are likely familiar with the show formula. They set the clock for 20 or 30 minutes depending on the round, have the chefs “open” their basket of ingredients, and then cooking immediately begins. If that sounds hard, it is, though there are a few helpful nudges that aren’t disclosed to viewers (ie, ovens are preheated, a pot of water is put on boil at every station, contestants are given a tutorial on equipment before the show, etc.) (note from Derek: way to ruin the magic, Scott. Geez.).

Still, without fail on every episode, there are always chefs shown scrambling at the last second to plate their dishes before time expires (3…2…1…hands up!). I imagine some of this is constructed by the post-production team to add drama, but I’m also sure that a lot of contestants truly are working until the last second.

Well, with our special Spring sponsor event — CMEpalooza Gets Chopped — we are indeed getting down to those final seconds on the clock. All entries are due to me (scott@excaliburmeded.com) by 5 pm ET today. A few things to keep in mind as you furiously rush to do your research and send in your answer forms – this information was all included in our event announcement on Monday but is worth a revisit:

1. Did you know that there are prizes? OK, maybe we’re not giving out a life-changing $10,000 but we will be disbursing five $100 Amazon gift cards to individuals who successfully submit an entry and are selected in our prize drawing. Our special “10th Anniversary” bonus pool will distribute an additional $250 to the organization with the most completed entries.
2. You can submit up to three entries, but for each entry you need to answer questions about different sponsors. We’ve got 31 current sponsors of CMEpalooza Spring, so there are plenty of options for you.
3. Answers to all of the clues can typically either be found on the sponsor’s homepage or are one click away. I have not yet received any complaints that “this clue was too hard,” so presumably, people are finding all of the answers.
4. As always, one of our sponsors made an announcement after the clue sheet was published that changed one of the clue answers. You won’t even notice it, but believe me, this happens every year.

I think that’s about it. Now hurry to pull your entries together – the clock is most definitely ticking.

(Reminder from Derek: As one event comes to a close, another gets ready to begin. The CMEpalooza STEPtacular Challenge, sponsored by Talem Health, will kickoff on Monday, April 15. More details to come soon!)