In a secret location somewhere in northwest Philadelphia, Derek and Scott meet to discuss Derek’s suggestion to delay CMEpalooza by a few weeks.
Derek: [sips coffee]
Scott: [strums fingers on table]
Derek: [sips more coffee]
Scott: [sighs deeply]
Derek: [sips even more coffee]
Derek: [clears throat] “So-”
Scott: “WE ARE NOT DELAYING CMEPALOOZA SO YOU CAN WRITE WEEKLY BLOG POSTS COMPARING EVERY PALOOZA SESSION TO A SIXERS PLAYER!”
Derek: [nodding] “Fair poi-”
Scott: [slams door on way out] [peels out in driveway]
CMEpalooza is still on tap for Wednesday, April 15. We don’t anticipate that changing. Take care, everyone.