[3 months ago]
Derek and Scott return to their secret lair somewhere in northwest Philadelphia, last visited in March, to discuss Derek’s latest idea for CMEpalooza.
Scott: “OK, I’m here. What?”
Derek: “Now here me out on this, but what if we have a meal for everyone?”
Scott: [stares directly at Derek, a look of profound incredulity on his face]
Derek: “Pretty good idea, right?? I knew you would love it.”
Scott: [opens mouth to talk but says nothing as it continues to hang open]
Derek: “Go ahead — you can tell me how much you love it.”
Scott: “Um, don’t we run a virtual conference?”
Derek: “Correct!”
Scott: “There are no people physically here.”
Derek: “Yes.”
Scott: “There are no meals.”
Derek: “Right.”
Scott: [stands up to leave]
Derek: “No no no no no no….wait! Wait! Grubhub! Grubhub!”
Scott: [glaring] “What?’
Derek: [talking fast] “We can give everyone Grubhub vouchers. They’re only good for the day of the conference and people can use them to buy food to eat while watching a session.”
Scott: [slowly sits back down]: “That is…not a terrible idea. We can’t afford to send every participant who watches a voucher, though.”
Derek: “Maybe we can add it to the Sponsorship Prospectus and ask some of our amazing sponsors (who will definitely not read this in a blog post 3 months in the future) if they would like to support it.”
Scott: [folding his arms] “This is actually a pretty good idea. I like it.”
Derek: “Thank you.”
Scott: [eyeing Derek suspiciously] “What else?”
Derek: “Nothing.”
Scott: [still looking doubtful] “Really?”
Derek:“…so about that Sixers post I suggested back in Mar-”
Scott: [slams door on way out] [peels out in driveway]
We are still looking for sponsors for CMEpalooza Feeds the People, which you can read about it the Sponsorship Prospectus. If you are interested in supporting it or finding out more details, please email Scott at scott@medcasewriter.com.
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