Nothing Compares 2 Haiku: It’s CMEpalooza Haiku!

have you read about
the STEPtacular Challenge?
get prizes for steps

Sinéad sang it best
nothing compares 2 haiku
not even sonnets

be sure to catch it
CMEpalooza Fall
October 19

9 AM ET — Healthy Futures: The Intersection of Public Health and CME

i can write haiku
i cannot see the future
but this panel can

10 AM ET — Gamification in CME: Balancing Entertainment and Education

recognition of
more sophistication in
gamification

11 AM ET — Putting the Improvement in Quality Improvement

QI for QI
quality for nothing and
improvement for free

Noon ET — Implementation Science: Reimagining Solutions to Systems-Based Needs

IME alone
is not the solution for
implementation

1 PM ET — Better, Smarter, Faster: We Have the Technology (Trends in Medical Publishing)

this fun new panel
has speakers you’ve never heard
none are Steve Austin

2 PM ET — Social Media CME (SoME): Shiny Object or Real Deal?

if you think tweets are
from birds and tiktoks from clocks
this session’s for you

3 PM ET — Grants Hotline: Reopened!

when that hotline bling
that can only mean one thing
grants questions answered

4 PM ET — Game, Set, and Match: Clinician Learning Styles Across the Generations

join Scott “Bjorn” Kober
as he volleys questions to
his smart tennis friends

Sponsors

thirty-six sponsors
each of them a precious gift
i did not count them

Gold

Daiichi-Sankyo
a passion for compassion
and innovation

certainties of life
birth, death, taxes, gold support
from Med Learning Group

like AC/DC
PER is back in black
but without the black

Silver

based in Chicago
with a reach around the globe
it’s ACHL

dressed in plum, Hayes from
Academic CME
is a Hendrix song

I’ve got a fever
and the only prescription
is more Antidote

unlike your house cat
Catamount Med Ed will not
curl up on your head

Dean Beals, CEO
his middle name is knowledge
thus DKBmed

athenahealth is
parent of epocrates
is Zeus their grandpa?

Copernicus would
approve of a world that is
Healio-centric

in the rivalry
between honest and corrupt
choose Integrity

if Snake Plissken flees
a Bronx hospital is it
Medscape from New York?

now boarding the train
for top-notch education
found on PlatformQ

don’t ever doubt them
or Prova Education
will Prova you wrong

BlueMedEd is sad
GreenMedEd is jealous but
RedMedEd is best

everybody knows
a group they call Vindico
down in New Jersey

Who Won CMEopoly? Ending the Suspense

I know, I know. There are a lot of competitions and giveaways right now in CMEpalooza World (and yes, more are coming on Wednesday, October 19 – just wait and see).

But yesterday, we held our first massive gala to pick the winners of CMEopoly, our special Sponsor event that wrapped up on Friday. Derek gave some sort of long-winded speech about how our announcement should usurp the announcement of the Nobel Prizes going on right now, but that seemed a bit over-the-top, and I stopped listening when he got to No. 18 in his list of reasons (note from Derek: Reason #18 was that Annie Ernaux won the Nobel Prize in Literature over Salman Rushdie. Outrageous!!) I am sure he’ll pick right back up when the list of winners for our CMEpalooza STEPtacular Challenge, sponsored by Talem Health, are announced next week.

Anyway, without further ado, here are your winners of CMEopoly, all of whom were awarded a $100 Amazon gift card to spend on whatever whimsical item they desired (a Phillies rally towel would be totally acceptable):

Thanks to everyone for playing!

Announcing the CMEpalooza STEPtacular Challenge!

There is a scene in the comedy classic Anchorman (a.k.a. the funniest movie of all-time) where Ron Burgundy (played by Will Ferrell) is telling the rest of his crew why he can’t meet up with them later on. He explains:

Veronica and I are trying this new fad called, uh, jogging. I believe it’s ‘jogging’ or ‘yogging.’ It might be a soft j, I’m not sure, but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It’s supposed to be wild!

While Scott is not likely to take up either jogging or yogging anytime soon (I still go out and yog on occasion), we have a cool new event for those of you who jog, yog, walk, run, strut, prance, dance, twirl, or engage in another preferred means of locomotion. We are happy to announce the CMEpalooza STEPtacular Challenge, sponsored by the good folks over at Talem Health.

Here is how you can participate in the CMEpalooza Steptacular Challenge:

  • The challenge begins today (October 10) and will go until the end of the day Sunday (October 16)
  • The challenge is to record at least 10,000 steps a day. For each day during the challenge period that you record 10,000 steps, please send in a screenshot of your step-counting device with the number of recorded steps, either by email (thecmeguy@gmail.com) or text (267-666-0CME [0263]). Please include the following information:
    • Screenshot of number of steps
    • Name
    • Email
    • Physical mailing address
    • T-shirt size
  • Each screenshot submitted is an entry into a drawing for a $50 Amazon gift card (there are five gift cards; you cannot win more than one.) Winners will be drawn during the week of CMEpalooza.
  • The person who records and submits the most steps in one day wins a $250 Amazon gift card
  • Everyone who enters will receive a CMEpalooza STEPtacular Challenge performance T-shirt from Talem Health. They’re pretty great, see? (No, I am not the model) (Note from Scott: Gee, what gave it away?)
  • In lieu of an entrance fee, we are asking everyone to please consider joining CMEpalooza and Talem Health in making a donation to the Red Cross Hurricane Ian Relief fund. The recommended amount is $25, or whatever you are comfortable giving. Please follow this link to make a donation.

Thanks everyone and good luck!

CMEpalooza STEPtacular Challenge sponsored by: